when I see something funny from tumblr & I tell another person, I make sure I always say “I saw this on tumblr”.. b/c you gotta give credit when due
I wish that everytime I ate, the calories were deposited into my bank account as cash.
then being fat would be considered cool :D
Benjamin Franklin (via ihopeyouthinkofme)
oh shit i only have a year….
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants